June 9, 2026

Archives for May 2007

Drew Gooden’s Lid

Drew Gooden

Needs a haircut real bad! The little patch on the back of his head is one of the most annoying things I have ever seen in my life. Where is Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake when you need him for a job? Drew, for the love of what is right and proper in this world, CUT THAT DAMN MUFF of your neck!

Federer Ends Nadal’s Clay Court Winning Streak

Roger Federer

Roger Federer won the 2007 Hamburg Open yesterday and more importantly ended Nadal’s 81 match winning streak on clay. Federer beat Nadal 2-6, 6-2, 6-0 to prove why he is the world’s number one player even with the stellar play Nadal has displayed over the last two years. This win by Federer is even more interesting with the French Open just around the corner where there is no doubt Nadal will be a contender for the title at Roland-Garros.

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Pacman Jones – You Made It Rain Video

This video clip goes out to SportsUnderground.com’s most hated athlete Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones.

NBA Bet of the Day

Utah covers +6.5 at San Antonio

OVERALL RECORD:

NBA 6-4

MLB 1-0

College Basketball 48-37-2

NFL 12-5-1

College Football: 10-8

Bengals Embarassment

jail cell

Things just haven’t been right recently in Cincinnati since there hasn’t been a Bengal arrested in the last few months. Well, A.J. Nicholson picked up the slack for the team Friday by getting arrested for domestic violence. A young woman called 911 and reported she has been assaulted and when police arrived on the scene the woman did have an injury around her eye. Nicholson wasn’t at the scene, but later showed up at the police station. Nicholson was one of the nine Bungles players arrested during a nine-month span recently and appears to be in a contest with teammate Chris Henry for who can get arrested the most. This locker room has more thugs and is shadier than ‘Oz’ and I just wonder when things will change.

Preakness Prediction

Street Sense

Street Sense wins by a nose today in the Preakness Stakes at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore. The Kentucky Derby winner has roughly 9-5 odds coming into the race today and is ready to conquer 1 3/16 mile track.

Hardspun has a great chance too if you don’t like Street Sense.

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Da Bulls

Gone Fishin

are done in six games. Last night’s 16 points in the fourth quarter was putrid especially considering they were in front of their home crowd. The Pistons were trying everything they could to give Chicago a chance, but the Bulls decided they would rather go fishing. Congrats to the Pistons for making the Eastern Conference Final.

P.S. Have I mentioned lately how much I detest Rasheed Wallace! For the love of pizza Rasheed…GROW UP!

Natalie Gulbis Update

Natalie Gulbis

This week Natalie is in New Jersey at the Sybase Classic. Could this be the week she wins her first LPGA title?

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Zoom III Vick

You have to check out this video clip of Michael Vick showing off the new Nike shoes he endorses. The shoe has a damn pit bull on it….WTF???? Why doesn’t OJ come out with a pair that has the bloody glove etched in the leather. Good grief!

Time to Fess Up Michael Vick

Michael Vick

This dog fighting ring accusations centered around one of your residence’s in Smithfield Virginia has gone on long enough. First and foremost it happened at ONE of your cribs. You mean you have never been there and/or didn’t question why there was a kennel of pit bulls placed behind it. At least two of your friends have come forth to state you not only knew about the dog fights, but you attended many of them. Neighbors of the residence state they have seen you at this house “you have never been to”. Now there is word of supposed video tapes placing you on the scene of these dog fights.

Your new coach Bobby Petrino has stuck up for you through all of this and imagine what an ass you make him when everything blows up around you, him and the Atlanta Falcons. Step up and admit to your transgressions or else this could really get ugly.

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