June 17, 2019

Tiger Woods Talks

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

Today Tiger Woods finally broke his silence about his “transgressions” that have been revealed over the last few months. A lot will be said over the coming days and many will analyze his statements until we all are sufficiently sick of hearing about it.

But here is what I want to know…do Tiger’s words even really matter?

I mean what he did and what he will do in the future do not affect me in any way what so ever. Other than the fact that we now know he is not the person we thought him to be, what he is doing to fix his personal life means nothing to mine. To be honest if he never spoke or played golf again I am certain I would not lose one moment of sleep over it.

However, on hearing he was going to face the world – I along with millions of others – did stop what I was doing to listen to the man speak. Why I wonder did we all just do that?

Was I hoping to hear some scandalous details about his affairs? – Nope, I couldn’t care less.

Was I needing to know if he would be playing golf again? – I would be miffed if he was.

Or am I just another accident rubber-necking yahoo looking to see if I could see some carnage? – No sir…ok…maybe a little.

What I did find myself thinking during his press conference was that there was a part of me that wanted to know – could we admire this person again one day? Would we want our children to aspire to be like him?

I started this post with a well know adaptation of a popular bible verse. Not because I think we should forgive Tiger Woods or any other individual that breaks our collective, but because I think we owe it to ourselves to allow these people an opportunity to right their wrongs.

Tiger made a big mistake and hurt is family in a major way. Like it or not he has also hurt millions of people around the world who aspired to be like him. So now in addition to trying to heal his family he has an obligation to mend his relationship with his fans. That is part of the deal when you become a beloved public figure as he had. That part of fame comes with a pretty hefty price tag.

It is his to win or lose – we owe him nothing…except the opportunity to make us believe he is the man we thought he was again.

In this case I think I will watch and see what he does – off the course. If he is true to his word and he returns to his roots to find his “center” then I think I might do as he asked and “believe in him again.”

Tiger Tales Continue

We haven’t talked about Tiger in over a week which doesn’t bother us necessarily, but we couldn’t pass up the chance after we heard the latest buzz around the fallen golfer today. Porn star Joslyn James is claiming Mr. Woods impregnated her not once, but two times. To make matters worse these two alleged pregnancies took place at the same time Tiger’s wife Elin was pregnant as well. James is stating the first pregnancy led to a miscarriage around the same time Elin gave birth to their daughter during the summer of 2007. James also claims she aborted a second pregnancy very close to the same time Tiger’s son Charlie Axel was born in February of last year.

Now I understand it might be hard to believe the word of someone who starred in such films as “Shorty Iz F&$#in’ Yo Mama 2” and “Mama F&$#ed a Black Man”, but you just never know. Joslyn will be on “Inside Edition” tonight to drop the accusations to a national audience.
Tiger, I’m not sure if you are on the high seas, in New York, in South Africa, sex rehab, Florida, or somewhere in the middle of Kansas, but it’s time to face the music. Please come out of hiding and participate in an interview with Oprah or Larry King in order to set the record straight. This stuff has got to stop and it only will once you let it loose.

Could Tiger Be Returning Soon?

Now that Tiger Woods is out of sex rehab you knew it was only a matter of time before rumors would start flying around when he will return to the PGA. One report has The Masters pegged as the date Tiger will return to the PGA. Woods is supposed to return to his home in Windmere next week and is reportedly going to play in the Tavistock Cup on March 22nd and 23rd. The Tavistock Cup is a golf tournament that pits professionals from the Isleworth Country Club against the pros from nearby Lake Nona Country Club. All of this is pure speculation at this time, but if The Masters is the actual event Tiger targets for his return then it will be without a doubt one of the most anticipated golf tournaments of all-time.

Tiger Woods New Endorsement Deals

Even though Tiger Woods is losing corporate sponsors almost everyday he is working hard on backfilling the ones he has lost. Nike is the main corporate sponsor that hasn’t left Tiger to date and quite frankly I don’t think they will due to how much money he has made the company overall. If you combine Nike and the other new deals below we think Tiger will continue to be the very well paid.

New host of TV show Cheaters
Cheaters TV show

Tiger Balm – Soothys achy muscles from the clubhouse to the cathouse.
Tiger Balm

Viagra – Be a Tiger in bed
Viagra

Trogan Magnum – The only condom made to fit a Tiger
Trojan Magnum

Penthouse Forum – Article of the month by Tiger Woods
Penthouse Forum

Official spokesman of “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Tiger Woods

Well Said Clinton Portis

Clinton Portis has done some zany things over the years and quite frankly hasn’t come across as the sharpest or sanest person in our opinion. Well, we no longer think these things and actually we now think Clinton Portis very well might be a genius. Portis has a weekly appearance on an ESPN radio show in DC and recently rather than asking Clinton about how he is doing since his concussion the host decided to ask him about his thoughts on Tiger Woods. Portis went on to share these thoughts and I couldn’t agree with him more.

“I say don’t get married, if it’s not out of your system. I’m not married. You know, I would love to be able to say, I’m a perfect guy, yeah, baby, yeah. I’m not. You know, I’m gonna have temptations. If I find the temptation worth fulfilling, I’m gonna fulfill my temptation. If that ends up getting me in trouble at times, you know, I’ll deal with it then. But right now I’m not married, and I’m 28 years old, and I’m gonna enjoy my life … If he could keep that a secret and ain’t nobody came out and told [on him], hey, congratulate him. You know, most of the time there’s one or two, and you can’t keep that a secret. So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats.”

Tiger might make a lot more money than Clinton Portis, but he really should have sought counsel with him before getting married to Elin.

Tiger Woods Holiday Gift Idea

Everyone is trying to wrap up their Christmas shopping and in the spirit of the holidays we would like to point out an excellent gift idea for the sports minded person. In this video you can learn everything included in the Tiger Woods’ Mistresses Collectables Plates set. I suggest you call very soon before they sell out.

Jamie Jungers Tells All on Tiger

Lingerie model Jamie Jungers talked with Meredith Viera on the Today show earlier this morning about her hanky-panky with Tiger Woods. Jungers claims to have had an 18-month affair with Tiger and was quite smitten with the famous golfer. Jungers refuted reports that she is an escort and that Tigger paid for a liposuction for her a few years back. The affair was eventually stopped by Jungers after Tiger refused to give her any cash when she asked for some help to get back on her feet. Sounds like Tiger liked to get down with Jamie, but when push came to shove he wasn’t parting with any of his cash to keep the relationship afloat.

Jamie Jungers Today show interview video:

Tiger Woods Voicemail Video Montage

I’m sure all of you have heard Tiger’s voicemail to alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs by now, but if you haven’t then you really need to get out a little more often. Jaimee Grubbs is an absolute attention “whore” (no pun intended) and is going to milk this 15 minutes of fame for all it’s worth. There have already been semi-nude pictures of Jaimee Grubbs leaked and now there is word about a possible sex tape. Surprise surprise considering it seems everyone has a damn sext tape these days. Here is a funny video spoof of Tiger’s voicemail to Jaimee with a nice little slow jam twist. I hope you enjoy!

Tiger Woods Humor

Yesteday we received Tiger Woods website issued apology for his “transgressions” and we also learned of other women in Tiger has taken for a spin. The count is now at three women and I won’t even venture to guess where that number will end up after the media is done with him. I do think Tiger is actually taking the right stance in this situation by not addressing the media. This is a personal matter even though he is a public figure and it needs to be resolved internally with his family versus publically in the media. I understand he gets paid millions upon millions to be a public figure, but this specific situation/situations isn’t a public issue. Since there hasn’t been much humor on the topic of Tiger over the last week we thought it would be appropriate to provide some Tiger jokes. Hope you enjoy the jokes and make sure you play the Tiger Hunting video game too!

Tiger Woods Jokes

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. The cool thing is now he has a hole-in-one.

What’s the difference between Tiger’s car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Guess he couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.

***Click Here to Play the Tiger Hunting Video Game***
Be sure to get to the end and if you play again, the girlfriend in the car changes.

Tiger’s Terrible Thanksgiving Holiday

Over the last couple of days controversy has been swirling around Tiger Woods and the car accident he had outside of his house early Friday morning around 2:25 AM. It has been reported Woods initially ran into a fire hydrant at the end of his driveway and ultimately ran into a neighbor’s oak tree which led to him losing consciousness for a few minutes before police arrived. The more interesting part of the story is both rear passenger windows were smashed by his wife Elin Nordegren because she was trying to help him get out of his SUV? Can you please run that by me again because I don’t think I heard that correctly? I’m sure there are tons of clubs lying around the residence, but why would she need to bust out both rear passenger windows with one of Tiger’s gap wedges in order to try to rescue him. This story stinks to high heaven especially when you consider for the second day in a row the Wood’s family has denied an interview with Florida Highway Patrol, but might grant such an interview today.

Keep in mind earlier this week the National Enquirer reported Tiger was having an affair with a NYC woman named Rachel Uchitel. The two met last summer in Las Vegas and have reportedly been sexting each other and even shacked up together earlier this month in Australia during one of Tiger’s golf tournaments. TMZ is now reporting Tiger recently told a buddy he will need to purchase a “Kobe special” which is a play on words for buying a ring to satisfy a highly ticked-off wife.
The media circus for this story has just begun and when you are the most prominent athlete in the world it will only get worse before it gets better. For the first time in his storied career, Tiger Woods is about to be drug through the mud by the tabloids and media outlets that are more than likely tired of his squeaky clean image. To date Tiger has down an excellent job of lying low, but now it’s all going to hit the fan for Mr. Woods.

Rachel Uchitel Pictures:

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel

Female in the middle
Rachel Uchitel