April 22, 2019

Sam Hurd Clipped Again

Former Chicago Bears wide receiver

ESPN – Former NFL wide receiver Sam Hurd has been arrested in San Antonio after federal officials say he tested positive for marijuana use.  Using illegal drugs would violate the terms of Hurd’s $100,000 bond that kept him free pending his federal drug conspiracy trial.  That trial was to have begun in Dallas on Monday but has been postponed until Oct. 9.

Seriously, is this really surprising?  It won’t be long until Hurd is in the clink for a very very long time. Do you think he’s going to go live it up visiting Stonehenge or bungee jumping off a bridge in order to check things off his bucket list?  No way, he’s gonna get high as a hippy in a helicopter and make time move real slow while he awaits his fate.  I can imagine he has been sitting around puffing and playing himself in Madden 11 just waiting for the reaper.  Some folks never learn.

Dusty Dvoracek is a Douche

Dusty Dvoracek is currently an ineffective defensive tackle for the Chicago Bears and a former stud for the Oklahoma Sooners. Dvoracek ran into some trouble down in Norman, Oklahoma when he was arrested at a bar called Seven47. Witnesses reported that once Dusty was asked to hit the road he did what all liquored up meatheads do when they are told to leave a club. He decided to “allegedly” hit a representative of the security team for the bar instead of doing as he was told. Luckily he was arrested for assault and battery, public intoxication, interfering with an official process and most importantly for simply being a douche. Dvoracek might have a bit of a chip on his shoulder these days since he has basically done nothing for the Bears since arriving as a third round pick in the 2006 NFL Draft. To date he has played in only 13 games over a four year career and the lack of playing time is due to ending each of his four seasons on injured reserve.