April 25, 2024

“This is Why Duke Sucks” Resurrected

It has almost been four years since we posted this hilarious Duke basketball parody entitled ”This is Why Duke Sucks”. Today seemed like the perfect day to bring out this classic since UNC travels to Duke tonight to reinvent college sports greatest rivalry. Even a month ago this matchup didn’t seem as enticing, but the Tarheels are on a roll and Duke has been exposed a bit. Vegas has the Blue Devils as ten-point favorite which seems rather high. Enjoy!

Will Coach K Leave?

Reports are surfacing that the new owner of the New Jersey Nets is going to offer Mike Krzyzewski anywhere from $12-$15 million a year to become the head coach/GM. This won’t be the first time Coach K has been aggressively pursued by the NBA because six years ago he turned down a five-year $40 million offer from the Los Angeles Lakers. Krzyzewski openly admitted he thought long and hard about accepting the Lakers offer, but in the end it was too hard for him to leave Duke University. Would it be a little easier for Coach K to leave now if he wins his fourth National Championship tonight against Butler? Prokhorov is filthy rich and if he is willing to throw that sort of money at Krzyzewski isn’t it reasonable to think he will also make a huge play at LeBron James or other high profile free agents? I fully realize the Nets have only won 11 games this year, but this is not a bad job if you recognize what they actually have going for them. The Nets have a new billionaire owner, they are more than likely moving to Brooklyn, they have young stars in Devin Harris, Brook Lopez, Terrence Williams, and Courtney Lee plus they have three draft picks in this year’s draft. It will be extremely difficult to pull Mike Krzyzewski away from the dynasty he has created at Duke, but I think it’s reasonable to think if he was ever going to make the move this would be the best opportunity for him to make the jump.

Greg Paulus Is Confused

We always thought Paulus was a Dookie tride and true, but in the last few weeks he has made us think differently. First we got word Paulus was going to join the Michigan Wolverines football team and then it appeared he might go to Syracuse instead to play quarterback. Now comes this picture where it appears Paulus is rocking a hated Tarheels shirt and posing for photos? The baby doesn’t seem to be amused by Paulus’s mysterious ways.

Greg Paulus

Picture courtesy of deadspin.com

Seth Curry is a Dookie

Seth Curry has announced he is going to be transferring to Duke University. Seth is the little brother of All-American guard Stephen Curry who came to national prominence in last year’s NCAA tournament. Seth had a phenomenal freshman season this past year at Liberty University after averaging 20.2 points a game for the Flames. He was the leading scorer of all NCAA freshmen and it seems Seth felt it was time to take a step up to the big time. I have no doubt that under Coach K’s tutoring Seth will be a solid player, but we will just have to wait and see if he will even come close to Stephen’s talent. One thing you can count on is he will be jacking it up from the three point line because it seems that is all Duke wants to do these days.