March 28, 2024

Tom Brady is the Epitomy of Metrosexual

Tom Brady has rejuvenated his career this season in New England because let’s face it the mystique had faded considerably since his knee injury in 2008. Brady wasn’t playing like Brady in ’09, but that has changed in a big way. On Thanksgiving day he reminded us that he is a legit superstar and NFL teams should fear him. The Patriots could the best team in the NFL and it is all because Tom’s got his swagga back.

Brady is so swagga-riffic he has decided to endorse Uggs. Nothing exudes confidence like a man endorsing furry boots designed primarily for females. Brady recently stated, “I have worn and loved the UGG brand for a long time. This collaboration gives me an opportunity to work with a leading global brand with a great history and a true vision for the future of its men’s collection. It’s an exciting time to be part of the UGG Australia team.”

No man could make that statement so confidently unless that man was married to Gisele Bundchen and had three Super Bowl rings in his possession.