October 20, 2020

New Orleans Saints Super Bowl XLIV Champs

That’s right, the Saints will be the champs if you believe in video game predictions. Each year EA Sports simulates the Super Bowl via Madden NFL and believe it or not the simulated winner has ultimately won five of the last six years. This year’s victor is the N’awlins Saints which is quite surprising when you consider most of the media is all over Peyton Manning’s johnson and the Colts. The only prediction Madden NFL missed in the last six years was the Giants victory over the Patties which was one of the bigger upsets in the history of the NFL.

The simulation has the Saints winning 35-31 with Drew Brees winning the MVP after throwing three touchdowns for 299 yards. Brees competition Peyton Manning has a typical Manning game also throwing for three touchdowns plus 322 yards

If this prediction comes true then Bourbon Street could truly experience the absolute biggest party ever held in the French Quarter.

The Saints Come Marching In

The New Orleans Saints are headed to their first Super Bowl in franchise history after winning a thrilling overtime game 31-28 against the Minnesota Vikings. Garrett Hartley confidently nailed a 40-yard goal that ignited a celebration in the Super Dome and throughout New Orleans of epic proportion. Things could have ended very differently had Brett Favre not thrown an interception deep in Saints territory very late in the fourth quarter of the game. Time to burn those paper bag masks and drop the nickname the Aints because even though the Saints were outgained by 218 yards, tallied 16 fewer first downs and possessed the ball almost 10 minutes less than the Vikings they still found a way to win the NFC Championship. New Orleans will have their hands full in Miami in a couple of weeks when they face Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts, but they deserve a lot of credit for making the biggest game on Earth. Who Dat!

Skins Fan Loses Bet then Saints Fans Wreak Havoc on His TV

If this isn’t the biggest white trash hoedown you have ever seen then I want you to produce video of the incident or else I won’t believe it. This home video shows what happened to a Redskins fan after he made a very stupid bet with all of his New Orleans Saints friends. The Skins fan bet that if they lost to the Saints that they could come over and have target practice on his 60’ flat screen television. He almost got lucky and was able to keep his beloved television until Shaun Suisham missed a 23-yard field goal that led to the Saints winning in overtime. Well, it didn’t take long for his country bumpkin friends to head over to the house with firearms and a lot of Keystone Light ready to take out the TV. I think my favorite Saints fan is the one who has the Saints logo on the back of his head with cut-off jeans over some Miley Cyrus printed thermal underwear with a gun that could kill an elephant. It doesn’t get much better than this my friends!

Reggie Bush Sex Tape

Reggie Bush recently got back together with reality star Kim Kardashian, but after she finds out Reggie has been a bad boy their relationship might not last much longer. Smoking hot Carmen Ortega has come out to announce Reggie was cheating on Kim with her and during the affair they made a sex tape together. Whispers from the grapevine pegged Ortega as the reason Reggie and Kim split and based on this news that very well could be the case. In an interview with Hip Hop Weekly Carmen told the magazine, “there was cheating on both sides.” “If there was no cheating, then how did they find out who I am? I believe that there was cheating on both sides. That was the reason they broke up.” I have never pegged Reggie as the sharpest knife in the drawer, but if you are going to cheat on your girl should you really make a tape of the act?

Carmen Ortega Pictures:
Carmen Ortega

Carmen Ortega

Carmen Ortega

Shockey Parties Like a Rock Star

New Orleans tight end Jeremy Shockey was rushed to a hospital today in Vegas, but the word on the streets is that Shockey is going to be fine. Shockey was found unconscious at around 2 p.m. at the Hard Rock Hotel and taken to a nearby hospital. Shockey was partying at the standard Sunday pool party called Rehab and the Hard Rock Hotel when he became unconscious due to “dehydration.” By the sounds of this story it sounds like Shockey might want to attend alcohol rehab before football season comes back around.