January 18, 2021

Kansas Assistant Loves Him Some Porn

Kurtis Townsend an assistant coach for the Kansas Jayhawks must be a really huge fan of porn or he is just looking to to have some fun with a professional. Townsend provided free courtside tickets to adult film star Samantha Ryan for last night’s rivalry game against Kansas State in Lawrence, Kansas. Samantha is an alum from the University of Kansas (they must be so proud) and she was so happy about her courtside seats she tweeted her appreciation and took photos for her fans. Ryan is 26 years old and has already been in over 140 pornos to date in case you are counting. Samantha’s support must have helped because the Jayhawks destroyed #5 Kansas State 82-65 last night

Two Jayhawks Make AP Preseason All-America Team

Sherron Collins and Cole Aldrich are the sixth set of teammates to be part of the 1st team Preseason All-America sqaud since it began in 1986. On a separate note is anyone suprised a Dookie made the squad?

AP 1st Team:

Luke Harangody, Notre Dame – Forward (57 votes)

Cole Aldrich, Kansas – Center (49 votes)

Sherron Collins, Kansas – Guard (39 votes)

Patrick Patterson, Kentucky – Forward (35 votes)

Kyle Singler, Duke – Forward (30 votes)

Things Are Getting Sloppy in Lawrence

The upcoming 2009-10 college basketball season started off with so much promise for the Kansas Jayhawks basketball team. Sherron Collins and Cole Aldrich both decided to stay in Lawrence, Kansas and the Rock Chalk Jayhawks were appointed as the number one team in the country. Then things started to go awry and the players started to get loco almost in consecutive order. Their conduct over the last month has been piss poor and it has casted an ugly haze around the program.

1. Sophomore guard Tyshawn Taylor threw a punch at a Kansas football player which hurt his thumb and led to two separate fights between the basketball and football programs.
2. Junior guard Brady Morningstar was suspended from the team for the first semester after getting a DWI.
3. Sherron Collins showed up to preseason workouts at a whopping 229 pounds. Coach Self slammed Collins publicly and stated he will need to lose 20-30 pounds in the coming weeks.
4. Sophomore center Markieff Morris was in a car accident in a car registered to former Jayhawk Scott Pollard. Hmmm?

Even with all the problems swirling around Self and his team they are still the overwhelming favorite to win the National Championship. Self’s arrogance is staggering and it seems to be rubbing off on his basketball team in bad bad way. If you ask me Self needs to get this ship back on course and quick or things won’t be so promising come March.